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December 31 2019
I wish I had something witty to say to close out the decade, but I don't.
December 30 2019
Reminder for tomorrow night:
December 28 2019
Big update - enjoy your weekend!
December 27 2019
Is it wrong that I want to go see the movie Little Women simply because the book made Moe cry?
December 26 2019
I'm not sure if I'm hungover or sick again...
December 24 2019
With MNF over, I can finally brag: Fantasy Football Leagues: 5 Head-To-Head Champion: 2 Overall Points Leader: 2 Head-To-Head 3rd Place: 1 Toilet Bowl Chump: 1 Weekly High Score: 1 Total Winnings = 2.13x's Total Entry Fees I am available for consultations for the 2020 season ...my rates are reasonable
December 23 2019
So much for my beloved Bills making a statement before the Playoffs
December 21 2019 LET'SGOBUFFALO!!!
December 20 2019
Based on the color of the loogies I'm hacking up, I'm guessing I'm on the verge of death.
December 19 2019
Whatever sickness I had last week, I managed to transfer to my wife, who Super-Sized it & gave it back to me. I'm coughing like I smoked 2 packs of Marlboro Reds last night.
December 18 2019
Xmas is 1 week away & I haven't bought ONE gift!
December 17 2019
Of my 4 Head-To-Head Fantasy Football teams, 2 are in the finals, 1 is playing for 3rd, and 1 is in the Toilet Bowl finals. If I lose them all, I still make my money back
December 16 2019
LET'S GO BUFFALO!!!
December 14 2019
December 13 2019
December 12 2019
Sick or not, when it snows, you have to fire up the snowblower...sometimes twice. 7AM: 9AM: 3PM: 4PM:
December 11 2019
It might be time to Google "temple headache"
December 10 2019
Day 3 of this mystery sickness
December 9 2019
What's it mean if your temp is normal, but you feel warm/hot? Whatever that sickness is, I have it.
December 7 2019
The Bride's Work Xmas Party is tonight. I hope don't embarrass her too much
December 6 2019
I really need to just turn off TV news & hide from Social Media for my own sanity.
December 5 2019
A big concert was announced yesterday & the 13yo me blew a load in his tighty-whities:
December 4 2019
Oh look...it's gonna snow some more
December 3 2019
Oh look...it snowed
December 2 2019
It looks like 3 of my 4 Fantasy Football teams will make the playoffs & the 4th has a 1st Round Toilet Bowl Bye
November 30 2019
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November 29 2019
This is... or I should say was one of the bride's:
November 28 2019
Merry Turkey Day! Sorry I didn't decorate with the usual holiday themed porn galleries & clips. I'm lazy. But there's some at my side project PornLuv.com
November 27 2019
If you have Disney+ do NOT make the mistake of watching the movie Noelle simply because Bill Hader is in it
November 26 2019
This is a new warning label for my med:
November 25 2019
My Fantasy Football teams shit the bed this weekend. One team had just 1 guy break double digit points
November 23 2019
I got my mom into a nursing home
November 22 2019
My favorite Rhode Island Patriots fan Steve should enjoy this:
November 21 2019
Impeachment Hearings got me all
November 20 2019
Transgender Day of Remembrance honors the memory of the transgender people whose lives were lost in acts of anti-transgender violence. Learn how you can get involved:
November 19 2019
Nothing like a nice 2-day hangover to start out the week!
November 18 2019
That hotel bed kicked my back's ass.
November 16 2019
I'm going to a wedding where these are some of the decorations:
November 15 2019
I won't get into the details, but my life has become a literal
November 14 2019
I started watching Star Wars: The Mandalorian and I have 1 question:
So Bounty Hunters encasing their captures in carbonite is now commonplace??
What confuses me is what C-3PO said in Empire: "They've encased him in carbonite. He should be quite well-protected... if he survived the freezing process, that is."
Of course, they have had 5 years to work out the "if he survived" bug
November 13 2019
I was hoping for a lot of snow, so I started grabbing screencaps from the camera:
November 12 2019
I went to bed at 7PM last night so that I could get up & work in the middle of the night. Why? Because this is supposed to double by morning:
November 11 2019
Happy Veterans Day to all who served & more importantly:
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!!
November 9 2019
Sorry for not updating yesterday. I was too busy (poorly) "life hacking" my 2019 Life Hacks Day-to-Day Calendar to my brand new 2020 Life Hacks Day-to-Day Calendar:
November 7 2019 This is BRILLIANT work - how it's been on The YouTube for 10 years & has only 178,199 views is beyond me
November 6 2019 Apparently there's someone else in my neighborhood that likes the Sabres & porn
November 5 2019 Rock The Vote!
November 4 2019 On Saturday I posted that I was considering watching the UFC PPV that night. A little later, my buddy invited me over to "watch the fights" , so I said yes! If you follow boxing, which I do not, you can probably guess what happened when I got to his house
November 2 2019 I kinda lost interest in the UFC around 222, but I just saw a promo for tonight's on ESPN & seeing as I remember having a love/hate thing for Nate Diaz & seeing as I have one of those ESPN+ thingys, I might just watch.
November 1 2019 Here's a look outside my window this morning:
October 30-31 2019 Halloween porn is up early - enjoy!
October 29 2019 This picture of my backside pretty much sums up my Monday:
October 28 2019 I got my ass handed to me in all 4 Fantasy Football Leagues this week
October 26 2019 Ya think Bryce Harper regrets leaving Washington?
October 25 2019 As if I don't have enough problems in my life, my 14yo Chihuahua passed away yesterday
October 24 2019 Off to the doctor I go...
October 23 2019 I've got nothing.
October 22 2019 I think the Mono ate part of Sam Darnold's brain...or at least part of his arm!
October 21 2019 I can't sleep. My brain is mush. I have hot flashes. I need this new med to GTFO of my system!
October 19 2019 Enjoy Your Weekend!! (or don't - I don't really care)
October 18 2019 For the 1st time in at least a week, I woke up feeling somewhat normal
October 17 2019 Things are getting better...
October 16 2019 I need a Thunder Buddy!!!
October 15 2019 My brain doctor put me on a new med & it took me from my normal to so please bare with me as I push thru this mess...
October 14 2019 Fuck Monday
October 12-13 2019 For the record: There are ZERO professional sports teams in Rhode Island aka Wannabe Boston
October 11 2019 My Buffalo Sabres are 3-0-1 & my Buffalo Bills are 4-1-0 - it's nice to have hope in Buffalo sports
October 10 2019 For no real reason, all of today's tube clips contain at least a little bit of anal
October 9 2019 If you think someone should be fired simply because they're LGBT, you're an asshole.
October 8 2019
October 7 2019 The Sabres destroyed New Jersey to kick off their 50th season & it looked like there were more Buffalo fans in Nashville for the Bills big win of Tennessee. We will probably get our hopes & dreams crushed by both teams just like every other year, but it's nice to actually have legit enthusiasm about my beloved Buffalo Bills and Sabres!
October 5-6 2019 Front Advisory in Buffalo - Welcome to Winter!
October 4 2019 Nice to see my beloved Buffalo Sabres win their 1st game of the season!
October 3 2019 It might be 6 hours late, but at least it's a normal-sized update
October 2 2019 Sorry for the small update. Still dealing with my mom & lame-o wife
October 1 2019 This is my Memoji from Apple & the new avatar everywhere I post:
September 30 2019
The bride's knee surgery was a great success My Fantasy Hockey Draft was awesome My mom still lives with me
September 22-29 2019 Seeing as my bride is having knee surgery this week, I'm in the process of getting my mom into a nursing home, and my Fantasy Hockey Draft is Saturday, I'm taking the week off from updating. Things will be back to normal on Monday Sept 30th
September 21 2019 For absolutely no reason whatsoever, all the "tube" videos on today's update are anal - Enjoy!
September 20 2019 Part 2 of Disenchantment is out on Netflix - Enjoy!
September 19 2019 Between Fantasy Football & Hockey, my brain hurts from looking at too much data
September 17 2019 From the "As If You Care" file, my Fantasy Football Teams are 2-0, 2-0, 1-1, 1-1
September 16 2019 FINALLY feeling somewhat normal after 3-4 days of fluish sickness.
September 14 2019 This flu is kicking my ass.
September 13 2019 You know what Friday the 13th & a full moon means? Absolutely nothing.
September 12 2019 Sick. Again. Or the last sickness never left. Either way, I feel like death.
September 11 2019 Never Forget
September 10 2019 I'm still up watching football as I type this & since it is technically Tuesday in my time zone, I updated. Enjoy!
September 9 2019 The start of the NFL season, along with my prep work for a couple Fantasy Hockey leagues, has fried my brain with way too many stats
September 7 2019 Today, I'll be walking in the Out of the Darkness Buffalo Walk in remembrance of my stepsons
Suicide is real & no one, not even those of us that have been deeply affected by it, talks about it because it's an extremely emotional topic (I'm on the verge of tears just typing this). If you ever even consider suicide, I beg you to please reach out to someone 1st:
Call 1-800-273-8255 - National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (available 24/7)
Text HOME to 741741 - Crisis Text Line (available 24/7)
Call a family member
Call a friend
Call SOMEONE
Because you may not realize it, but it just DEVASTATES EVERYONE you leave behind.
The American Foundation for Suicide Prevention's goal is to reduce the suicide rate 20% by 2025. Please help them reach that goal by clicking this link and making a donation. All donations are 100% tax deductible and benefit AFSP's funding, research, education, advocacy, and support for those affected by suicide.
Thank you
Greenguy
August 31 2019 Here's my Fantasy Football weekend: Sat 2PM: Live Draft (my league) Sun Noon: Online Draft* Sun 1PM: Live Draft Sun 6PM: Online Draft *Looks like this one will be on AutoPilot for the last few Rounds 4 Drafts in 30 hours - send me your Thoughts & Prayers!
August 30 2019 Tool's new album is out & will be on REPEAT for the next 18 or so weeks.
August 29 2019 1st Fantasy Football Draft down, 4 more to go!
August 28 2019 My 14 year old dog was just not right yesterday & I even thought we lost him on the drive to the vet. $500 later, turns out he's just old & was having a bad day.
August 27 2019 If you think that the Amazon Rainforest burning is not a clear-cut sign of the existence of Global Warming aka Climate Change, you're an ignorant fool.
August 26 2019 And so begins a week of Fantasy Football drafts...
August 24 2019 23 years ago today I married the love of my life
August 19 2019 Exhausted from my bride putting my ass to work yesterday.
August 17 2019 On Saturday September 7th I'll be walking in the Out of the Darkness Buffalo Walk in remembrance of my stepsons
Suicide is real & no one, not even those of us that have been deeply affected by it, talks about it because it's an extremely emotional topic (I'm on the verge of tears just typing this). If you ever even consider suicide, I beg you to please reach out to someone 1st:
Call 1-800-273-8255 - National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (available 24/7)
Text HOME to 741741 - Crisis Text Line (available 24/7)
Call a family member
Call a friend
Call SOMEONE
Because you may not realize it, but it just DEVASTATES EVERYONE you leave behind.
The American Foundation for Suicide Prevention's goal is to reduce the suicide rate 20% by 2025. Please help them reach that goal by clicking this link and making a donation. All donations are 100% tax deductible and benefit AFSP's funding, research, education, advocacy, and support for those affected by suicide.
Thank you
Greenguy
August 16 2019 I hate running a Fantasy Football League
August 14 2019 It might be time to officially do some Fantasy Football prep work!
August 13 2019 Fresh off the heals of everyone watching Chernobyl on HBO, Russia has a nuclear explosion that was covered up for a couple days? Like our Grand Wizard leader said in an official Tweet: "Not good!"
August 12 2019 Smashing Pumpkins played a great show on Saturday, and even if you're not a fan, watch the 1st 15 seconds of Cherub Rock that I recorded, because there's a good in there:
August 10 2019 I'm going to see Smashing Pumpkins tonight & I wish I could say I was as excited to see them as I was 2-3 days ago because I really liked their typical setlist from their recent European tour, but when you put it next to the setlist for this tour that kicked off 2 days ago...meh.
August 9 2019 I've been awake for about 2 hours & I've probably thought today (Friday) was tomorrow (Saturday) about 10 times. I think it's because I want it to be Saturday because that's when I get to see Smashing Pumpkins in concert!
August 8 2019 I'm leaving this up here for one more day because iTunes shows I listed to this 10:23 song 11 times yesterday. I also know I listened to it at least 6 times on YouTube before I fired that up, so almost 3 hours of my day was spent listening to this song. Enjoy! Tool's new album is available for pre-order (releasing Aug 30) and here's the 1st song. You're welcome.
August 7 2019 Tool's new album is available for pre-order (releasing Aug 30) and here's the 1st song. You're welcome.
August 6 2019 I wish I was more forward thinking...
August 5 2019 White Nationalist Terrorism should scare every last one of us.
August 3 2019 Hangover Day
August 2 2019 Wedding Day
August 1 2019 Hello August!
July 31 2019 I looked into this & yes, you can load it up with lithium
July 30 2019 So I woke up to see that Avengers: Endgame is out on digital...there goes my week!
July 29 2019 My niece is getting married this week on a Friday - is that a millennial kinda thing?
July 17 2019 I have one of those non-drinking hangovers (or a truck hit me in my sleep)
July 16 2019 If you're debating politics/policy with someone, saying "IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY HERE, YOU CAN LEAVE!" is the equivalent of saying "Well, you're ugly & your momma dresses you funny!"
July 15 2019 When the band you posted about Likes your post
July 13 2019 What time & channel is the hurricane on? I searched, but I'm finding nothing but Bill Hader...
July 12 2019 I can sum up yesterday with 6 words: "He stole the fucking snow blower!"
July 11 2019 It's Free Slurpee Day at 7-Eleven (Get It??)
July 10 2019 It pains me to see a loved one make what are obviously wrong decisions, but those decisions are theirs to make.
July 9 2019 I would be stunned/shocked/amazed if something actually went right in my life.
July 5 2019 How many people were supposed to work today, but decided to call off sick?
July 4 2019 Seeing as The 4th Of July is now apparently all about parades & narcissism, I give to you a parade of holiday themed Greenguys. Enjoy!
July 3 2019 That USA/England game yesterday was AWESOME!! Living in Buffalo, I don't get to root for sports teams that have a chance at winning a title too much, so I can't fucking wait til Sunday!!
July 2 2019
Let's go, Ladies! Make us proud!
July 1 2019 I did the Windows 10 Version 1903 update yesterday. It took the usual 4-5 hours, it changed the sizes of all the programs/apps back to their default (who needs a 900x900 Calculator?), it changed the display for when you pick files from List to Details on some stuff, and who knows what else. Beware...
PS - Merry Canadia Day!!
June 29 2019 So happy that I watched The US Women beat France yesterday! Even happier that Megan Rapinoe scored both goals!!
June 28 2019
June 27 2019
I completely forgot to mention that saying "She's not my type" is not the greatest answer to the question "Did you rape this woman?"
June 26 2019
I finally decided to take some time for myself & watched S5 of Black Mirror & I fucking LOVED IT!! Next up, a good 13 hours of Jessica Jones S3
June 25 2019
Not a huge fan of today's date.
June 24 2019
Saying that I haven't been right in the head the last few days is an understatement.
June 22 2019
Enjoy your weekend!
June 21 2019
I've got something today: A Hangover!
June 20 2019
I Got Nothing, Part II
June 19 2019
I got nothing...
June 18 2019
From the You DON'T See THAT Every Day! file, check out the 2:33 mark:
June 17 2019
Burning the American flag means you're an asshole.
Freedom of Speech means you have the RIGHT to be an asshole. "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."
All in for Senator Steve Daines as he proposes an Amendment for a strong BAN on burning our American Flag. A no brainer!
June 15 2019
Father's Day plans changed & now everyone is coming to my house. I have a To Do list a mile long to get things ready for what is supposed to be my day off
June 14 2019
Anytime someone asks me what's going on, I like to quote Jacobs (aka Stephen Stucker) from Airplane II: The Sequel: Well, let's see, first the Earth cooled, and then the dinosaurs came. But they got too big and fat, so they died, and turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and bought Mercedes-Benzes. Prince Charles started wearing Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it. He took her best summer dress, put it on and went to town...
June 13 2019
Very happy to see St Louis win the Stanley Cup last night! I can sum up the game with 2 names & 2 emojis: Binnington Tuukka Also, let's not forget that just over 1 year ago, Ryan O'Reilly stated that he "...lost the love of the game..." after finishing his 3rd losing season with my Buffalo Sabres. We broke this man. He was then traded to St Louis & not only did he win the Stanley Cup last night, he won the Conn Smythe Trophy as MVP for the playoffs after finishing with goals in each of their last 4 games. This is why Buffalo sports makes me
June 12 2019
That middle of the night wake-up thing kinda backfired as I was awake for over 21 hours. Back to the drawing board...
June 11 2019
Seeing as my offline life has become incredibly busy due to my wife's fractured leg, I've decided to start waking up in the middle of the night so that I can actually get some work done.
June 10 2019
We didn't get rich from the garage sale, but we did get rid of a lot of crap that was eating up space.
June 8 2019
Garage Sale: Day 2 (and every inch of my body is in pain)
June 7 2019
Garage Sale: Day 1
June 6 2019
Garage Sale tomorrow & Saturday. Pray to Jebus for me!
June 5 2019
I started watching that new series Good Omens on Amazon Prime last night & I gotta say, this is right up my alley! Very clever
June 4 2019
Nice to see St Louis tie up the series, even if I fell asleep in the middle of the 2nd Period.
June 3 2019
I seriously do not think my life could get any busier.
June 1 2019
It's Saturday, so I'll be on my deck!
May 31 2019
I despise Trump and the "Tim Apple" thing is a perfect example of why. Everyone in the world knows he didn't say "Tim Cook of Apple". It was a simple fuck up that anyone could have made, but his ego won't allow him to admit he made a very simple mistake, so he LIES and says that he did say the "Cook of" part, but the mics didn't pick it up or he said it so quickly that the human ear couldn't hear it or whatever fucking nonsense came flowing out his mouth. He's Pee Wee Herman after he fell off the bike. I truly hope he dies of Windmill Cancer. (PS - If this offends you, this site is not for you)
May 30 2019
If I've learned anything in my 23 years of being online, it's that once you put it out there, even if you delete it, it's there forever...
May 29 2019
My offline life is so busy...I got nothing!
May 28 2019
My back is fucked :(
May 27 2019
Take a moment today to remember those we lost fighting for our country...
May 25 2019
Enjoy your weekend!!
May 24 2019
I need a 3-day weekend.
May 23 2019
I can't waut to wear my Backes St Louis Blues jersey this weekend
May 22 2019
We found out yesterday that my wife's leg is fractured. 4 weeks of me being her personal Uber.
May 21 2019
One good thing about this fucked up sleep schedule is that if I work when everyone else is sleeping, no one interrupts me!
May 20 2019
My sleep schedule is FUBAR. I need beer. A lot of beer. Problem is I don't want to drink alone.
May 18 2019
My mom lives with us. My wife was helping her take a shower yesterday when she fell...onto my wife's knee & hyper-extended it. Mom's fine, but now I have 2 people in the house that can't get up on their own
— Childish Sadbino (@CombatWombat853) May 16, 2019
May 16 2019
I can't sleep, which means you get an early upate - enjoy!
May 15 2019
Alabama: You disapoint your country
May 14 2019
Bill Nye sums it up pretty well...
May 13 2019
Someone's been angrily Tweeting from the bowl the last few mornings...
May 11-12 2019
It's the weekend! Enjoy!
May 10 2019
Wings and beer on a Thursday night make for a lovely Friday morning
May 9 2019
I'm thinking some Thursday drinking may lift me from this funk...if only for a couple hours :)
May 8 2019
It's only Wednesday? (says the guy that works 7 days a week)
May 7 2019
The funk remains...
May 6 2019
I'm in a funk...
May 4-5 2019
Saturday | Sunday
May 3 2019
Happy Birthday Einer!!
May 2 2019
No Avengers: Endgame spoilers, but I will say it was a fantastic ending to a wonderful movie series.
May 1 2019
I'm going to see Avengers: Endgame today, so expect spoilers tomorrow!
April 30 2019
So long, April!
April 29 2019
I got nothing!
April 27 2019
I haven't seen Avengers: Endgame yet, so don't ruin it! But I did just watch BlacKkKlansman & I thought that was good. Finger on the pop-culture pulse, people!
April 26 2019
Day 2 of waking up with a hangover after not drinking. I wonder if drinking will solve this problem?
April 25 2019
I correctly picked 2 of the 8 1st Round match-ups in hockey. I suck.
April 24 2019
Now that Boston's eliminated Toronto, I hope Columbus kicks the shit out of them. Also nice to see San Jose move on.
April 23 2019
Stayed up late watching Nashville lose to Dallas in OT. You do remember they killed Kennedy, right?
April 22 2019
Merry Earth Day!!
April 20 2019
Since I'll be too busy celebrating the Easter Bunny's birthday tomorrow, today's update has a lot of in it. Enjoy!
April 19 2019
Good Good Friday Friday!
April 18 2019
Regardless of what side of the aisle you're on, today should be all kinds of interesting! Get out your
April 17 2019
I'M BAAAAAACK!!!!!! I have to admit, taking a couple days off like that was refreshing. I might have to do that a little more often (but don't worry, I won't blow you off for a week like I did - I'm thinking 2-3 days tops)
April 15 2019
The bride decided to give me a To Do list since I was taking a couple days off from work & guess who spent more time fucking off than actually doing anything on it. I swear, I'll be back Wednesday!
April 10 2019
After being sick for 3 days & then kicked out of my office for 1, I'm saying fuck it & doing something I haven't done in a long time: I'm taking the rest of the week off!
April 9 2019
Not as fluish today, but my bride is working from home & kicking me out of my office, so looks like another workfree day for me
April 8 2019
I have the flu & feel like death.
April 6-7 2019
Don't believe the reviews for The Happytime Murders! I literally LOL'd thr the entire film!
April 5 2019
RIP, Kurt
April 4 2019
I have Sleep Apnea, so I use a CPAP where the "mask" is a Nasal Pillow, so it basically goes into my nose. Ever get a pimple on the edge of your nostril? Maybe 2 of them? Yeah...
April 3 2019
Proving once again that my fingertip is on the pulse of pop culture, I watched Aquaman last night & while it was visually spectacular (especially for a DC Comics movie), the story was one big pile of lazy hack writing with foreshadowing that was so painfully obvious, the actors might as well have turned to the camera & winked I love SuperHero/ComicBook/Popcorn movies, which means I actually bought this hunk of shit instead of renting it
April 2 2019
I miss Fantasy Hockey already :(
April 1 2019
[insert April Fools' joke here]
March 30-31 2019
Enjoy your weekend! (or don't - whatever floats your boat)
March 29 2019
Texas de Brazil costs $45/person for all-you-can-eat meat & I'm pretty sure they lost money on me last night.
March 28 2019
My bride has tasked me with getting 6 tickets to see Kane Brown when they go on sale at 10 AM. I don't know who he is either.
March 27 2019
I really need to focus less on debating politics with my friends & more on slinging porn.
March 26 2019
I honestly can't wrap my head around why The Special Counsel stated: "while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him." It's those last 6 words that concern me.
March 25 2019
While my Fantasy Hockey Season wasn't as successful as my Fantasy Football Season was, I did finish 1st in 1 of the 3 leagues I'm in and pretty much doubled my money overall
March 23 2019
Look up...
March 22 2019
I'm currently in a pissing match with PornHub because I feel that they are scumbags for going after my name (and many others) when you search Google. It should get really interesting...
President Trump on John McCain: "I gave him the kind of funeral that he wanted, which as president I had to approve. I don't care about this. I didn’t get thank you. That's ok. We sent him on the way, but I wasn't a fan of John McCain." pic.twitter.com/hG4XwOiIBO
March 19 2019 Rumor has it that Boeing will announce that part of the software problem with their 737s is that they're running Windows
March 18 2019 Happy Hangover!!
March 16-17 2019 I was lucky enough to find 17 St. Patty's Day links for this weekend, so rub one out real quick & then go enjoy some green beer
March 15 2019 I saw Captain Marvel yesterday & seeing as I had no idea who she was going into it, I am going to need to watch it again, but it did answer a lot of questions.
March 14 2019 22/7
March 13 2019 Why am I so tired?
March 12 2019 Why isn't the new Aquaman movie on Amazon? THIS IS NOT WHAT I'M USED TO!!
March 11 2019 Just saw that Tool is coming out with their 1st album in 13 years & I can't fucking wait!!
March 9-10 2019 If you remember, I went solar about 6 months ago. The company we used ask us to be their guests at The Buffalo Home Show this weekend, which means we get to work their booth for 2 hours on Sunday in exchange for free swag
March 8 2019 Going to see the accountant again today, this time for my personal taxes.
March 7 2019 I've got nothing!
March 6 2019 PC problems continue, but I did finally get the fucker to update!
March 5 2019 Who wants to go see Smashing Pumpkins with me on August 10th?
March 4 2019 I did a Windows update & now it says I have no speakers
March 2 2019 I'm taking the weekend off & I suggest you do the same.
March 1 2019 Thank You Michel M!!!
February 28 2019 As I watched Michael Cohen in front of Congress yesterday, this one joke kept coming to mind: If you build one bridge, no one calls you a Bridge Builder. But if you suck one cock, you're a cocksucker for life.
February 27 2019 I hope this Michael Cohen movie I'm watching on CNN is exciting!
February 26 2019 1st haircut in 3 years yesterday & I donated my ponytail to Locks Of Love. I have the feeling this is my last long hair :(
February 25 2019 For the last week, the Weather Readers were saying we'd be getting a really strong wind storm starting Sunday, with gusts up to 75mph. On Saturday, they read that we'd also be getting 3-6" of snow, so when you put those 2 things together, you get a: Hurricane Blizzard Fair Warning: Some of what I posted from other people is pretty good, but the stuff from my house is kinda but I will keep updating it just in case something happens.
February 22 2019 Going to see my accountant today to get my taxes done. I sure hope I can explain my creative bookkeeping
February 21 2019 You may have noticed that Mr. Skin's 20th Annual Anatomy Awards have been announced & I have to say, I missed some nice celeb nudity last year, mainly Britney popping a nip for what feels like an hour and Omarosa popping an entire tit to (or for?) Chuck Liddell. I'm a big fan of the tit or nip pop
February 20 2019 I posted about finding that Smashing Pumpkins concert posters yesterday & that started a discussion about what the 1st concert everyone attended was. Mine was Van Halen on the 5150 Tour in 1986. I bought this shirt & wore it to school the next day:
The principal sent me home, so I put duct tape over ASS & walked back to school
February 19 2019 Think of the best concert you've ever went to. Now imagine that you could have the poster from that concert. For me, it was seeing Smashing Pumpkins at Buffalo State College on April 17th 1994 and yesterday I was sent this.
February 18 2019 Friday: NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!! Saturday: FORE!!!
February 15 2019 My stepdaughter was released from the hospital yesterday & I'm on Cloud Fucking Nine
February 14 2019 Merry Valentine's Day!
February 13 2019 We got to meet the wonderful selfless woman that donated her kidney to my stepdaughter & it turns out she's the friend of a friend of a friend on Facebook who saw our post & simply decided to change the life of a total stranger.
February 12 2019 The Kidney Transplant was a great success!!
February 11 2019 It's Kidney Transplant Day!!
February 9-10 2019 Monday is the big day!!
February 8 2019 Here's the high temps for the last 10 days & the forecasted highs for the next 3:
01-29 34°F
01-30 10°F *Blizzard
01-31 6°F *Blizzard
02-01 10°F
02-02 36°F
02-03 52°F
02-04 60°F *Heat Wave
02-05 47°F
02-06 32°F *Ice Storm
02-07 55°F
02-08 55°F
02-09 23°F
02-10 27°F
Gotta love Buffalo weather
February 7 2019 4 more wake-ups til my stepdaughter gets her kidney transplant!!
February 6 2019 I thought this was pretty cool: Mr Skin's Nude Year Challenge: Stars Who Were Nude Then and Now Take a look at stars who went nude a decade ago and then again ten years later. Stars like Angelina Jolie, Chloe Sevigny, Uma Thurman, Juliette Lewis, Andie MacDowell, Gina Gershon, Kelly Reilly, Carla Gugino, Charlize Theron, Patricia Arquette and more.
February 5 2019 I did forget to toot my own horn & mention that I won some more money in my Fantasy Football Playoff Pool, which will come in handy since I need to pay property taxes next week!
February 4 2019 Most people in Buffalo HATE New England, but I grew up in the 70's & 80's, which means I HATE Miami. I have a lot of respect for Brady & the Pats, so I do mean it when I say CONGRATS!
February 2 2019 If my math is correct (and it usually isn't) the New England Patriots have made it to 9 of the last 17 Super Bowls. Let that sink in...
February 1 2019 Maybe I'm just jaded, or maybe I didn't get as much snow as other areas around here, but to me, this "Blizzard" was kinda lame.
January 29 2019 My main PC took a shit, so I spent the last 24 hours backing it up & setting up a new one. The server for my websites also went wonky over the weekend & yesterday, but that's fixed now. And my vape started smoking when I put new batteries in it yesterday. When it rains, it pours!
January 28 2019 What a boring fucking weekend for sports!
January 26 2019 I got the old Blue Screen Of Death twice in the last 8 hours & I'm ready to throw this Windows piece of shit out into a snowbank except I can't afford an iMac right now
January 25 2019 As weird as this sounds, I hope it snows some more in the next few hours, because there's enough in the driveway that I need to shovel, but not enough that I need to fire up the snowblower.
January 24 2019 Don't you love it when you solve one problem, but that causes another & next thing you know, all your dominos have fallen? That was about 8 hours of my day yesterday.
January 23 2019 Yesterday I complained that it was only 4°F out. Well, it warmed up about 30° and now it's raining & the temp will drop again. YIPPEE! ICE STORM!!
January 22 2019 I'm usually not one to complain about the weather, but this single digit shit has got to go! It's 4°F out for fuck's sake!
January 21 2019 While it's true that no one knows what would have happened had that Pass Interference Penalty actually been called, you have to feel for the Saints & their fans. I know (see No Goal & Homerun Throwback)
January 19 2019 We found out yesterday that the hospital approved a donor & my stepdaughter is getting a kidney in 3 weeks!!!
January 18 2019 47 today, 48 tomorrow
January 17 2019 Small Biz Peeps: 20 or less 1099s to send out? Go buy the forms from Office Max & then give this guy $9 for his AMAZING spreadsheet - HUGE time saver
January 16 2019 3 weeks later, I finally got all my Fantasy Football winnings!
January 15 2019 Happy Birthday to my lovely bride, who's age I will not reveal suffice to say that if you know mine, she's 10 years older than me today
January 14 2019 I'm going to jinx myself & state that my Fantasy Football dominance has continued into the Playoffs as 1 of my teams is tied for 1st after 8 of 11 total games. I RULE!
January 12 2019 I finally watched/tried Black Mirror: Bandersnatch last night & I went into it thinking I'd base my decisions on what I'd personally do and it started out fine. Then it kept rewinding (for lack of a better word) and making me choose between things I already chose against, meaning they asked A or B and I took A, then they asked C or D and I took C, then they asked B or D, so I was kinda forced to pick a path I didn't want to & that started to annoy me. Then the "Netflix" thing came into play & I thought that was fucking BRILLIANT! Then there were 2 or 3 times I was given a choice between a rewind or credits, so I took the rewind & each time was great. By the end (which was truly awesome) I was just "OMG! THIS IS AMAZING!" and I can't wait to watch/try it again knowing what I know from the 1st go-thru. I think I'll start by going back twice: one time keeping the author of the Bandersnatch book he was reading/using in mind, and the other time keeping the PAC thing in mind. I think I'll have 2 very different experiences from my 1st go-thru.
January 11 2019 How long were you guys gonna wait to tell me I had January spelled wrong?
January 10 2019 Windows said it needed to update, so I restarted it at 5 PM. Came back at 6 PM & it was 19% done
January 9 2019 My mom came home & until I get this routine down, my work & free time is scarce.
January 8 2019 Again, I've got nothing...
January 7 2019 I've got nothing...
January 5 2019 Just wait until the unemployment numbers for January come out where there's an extra 800,000 furloughed gov't employees on there.
January 4 2019 HERDING FUCKING CATS!!!
January 3 2019 #MAGA
January 2 2019 I know I sound like a broken record, but getting a group of 40something males to follow simple instructions for a Fantasy Football Pool is like trying to herd cats.