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Viewer Mail
(because what you have to say is important to me)

Viewer comments in yellow font - my comments in green font

(Note - I'll update this each time he emails me, so check back often - plus, if you know Glenn, don't tell him this is online - LOL)
Recvd August 10th 2000 From Glenn S:
YOUR WEB SITE SUCKS MAN PUT SOME MORE FFREE TITS AND ASS ON IT YOU FUCKING SUCK
Didn't anyone ever tell you to not type in CAPS?
IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY TO DEFEND YOURSELF YOU FUCKING LOSER I DO NOT KNOW WHAT KINGD OF WEB SITE YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE BUT I HAVE BEEN TO MUCH BETTER ONES AND THIS IS ALL I DO ALL DAY IS RATE WEB SITES AND WHEN I RATE YOURS BELEVE ME IT IS GOING TO PUT YOU RIGHT IN THE DUMPSTER TOO BAD FOR YOU ASSHOLE
You're a very bitter man, aren't you. So, just who do you review websites for, slapnuts?
I HAT EYOUR SIT YOU ARE A FUCK AND I WILL TELL EVERYONE I CAN THIS GET FUCKED YOU SUCK
You kiss your mother with that mouth? Also, stop typing with on hand & jacking off with the other - you're getting your mords wixed.
HEY FUCK FACE ARE YOU STILL RUNNING YOUR RENKY DINK OPERATION
Hi Glenn :)
Just what does the word "RENKY" mean? I've heard of "rinky" as in "rinky dink" but not "renky" - perhaps you have your own dictionary that you'd like to share with the world?
(and you write reviews of websites for a living - yikes! I'd hate to be your editor or spell checker)
Have a nice day :)
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME FUCK FACE WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU FROM ANYWAY. I HOPE IT IS NOT AMERICA BECAUSE IF IT S I CAN NOT EVEN believe WE LET YOUR KIND LIVE HERE
But Glenn, I do worry about you - I worry about your spelling & grammar - I worry about your Caps Lock button being stuck - I worry about you personally because you seem to have a lot of hate caged up inside of you.
I think you need a blow job to relieve the tension - can you suck your own cock?
hey fuck face I can suck my own cock that is why I am allowed to talk like this. if you had a cock my size women would love you and you would not have to jerk your crank all the time I just say the word and I have biches sucken my dick. as a matter of fact if you are not careful your women will be sucking on it too.
First off, let me say "Congratulations!" on finding the Caps Lock button - you're parents must be so proud of you! Now, let me break down your comments:
"fuck face" - you're calling me this when you can suck your own cock? Seems like you can "fuck" your own "face"
"not have to jerk your crank" - is that the same a a hand job?
"I just say the word and I have biches sucken my dick" - it's call "spell check" & it comes with most email programs. You should try it sometime.
"your women will be sucking on it too" - so the more I complain about your grammar & whatnot, the more likely my wife will want to suck on your cock. Ok, sounds good to me. But my wife want's to know if you can pull your head out of your ass long enough to drive over & show her all the "biches" that you have "sucken" on your cock.
well listen here jercky let me tell you something first off I think you and your wife should let me come over so you can see my cock. then she would realize that what you have been telling her is 6 inches is only really 3 and what I have is what she really wants and then I will be fucken your wife how does that get your queer ass
Glenn, Glenn, Glenn....I'm looking out the window right now & I can see your cock from here. Again, your parents must be so proud of their little boy & his monster sized cock. Proud indeed.
Now, as far as my wife not knowing the difference between 6 inches & 3 inches, well, I hate to break this to you, but she does. You see, when my dick is 3 inches inside here, she can still see 6 inches of it. The same holds true when there are 6 inches in inside her, because then she can see 3 inches. You see Glenn, it's simple math.
Also, about my ass being queer - I guess you'd know a queer ass when you saw one, huh :)
WELL IF THAT IS THE CASE THEN WHEN 6" OF MY DICK IS IN HER SHE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE 12" IF SHE CAN COUNT THAT HIGH
Oh, she's got all her fingers & toes, so she can count to at least 20. And like I said, I have no doubts about the size of your dick - I know you can ring the doorbell from the street :)
So, you never told me, just who do you write website reviews for? I'd love to go there & try & figure out what all your typos mean.
NO OF YOUR FUCKING BUSSINESS ASSHOLE
No of my business? You speak verry well Engliss :)
If I asked you really nicely would you tell me? I mean, I already know so much about you (the size of your penis, your typing & grammar problems, etc.)
Pretty please?
PS - your Caps Lock button seems to be stuck again :(

Recvd August 17th 2000 From Glenn S:
YOU FUCKING SUCK DICKHEAD
Glenn! It's so nice to hear from you! I have to admit that I thought something might have happened to you (like being squashed with your own dick or something like that)
So, are you telling me that I suck dickhead, or that I am a dickhead that sucks? (the lack of a simple comma has confused me)
EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING BITCH
But Glenn, if I ate shit then my breath would smell bad. Can I eat something a little more pleasant? Like fruit maybe? Yeah, fruit has a nice smell to it.
WELL JERF OF FROM WHAT YOUR WIFE TOLD ME LAST NIGHT YOU ALREADY ARE A PEICE OF SHIT SO WHAT DOES IT MATTER
What's a "JERF OF" ?
YOU PERKER NECK I CAN NOT STAND YOU
But Glenn, I love you :)
LISTEN YOU FUCKING QUEER YOU TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AGAIN AND I WILL WELL IDON'T KNOW WHAT I WILL DO HOWEVER YOUR SITE IS THE WORST SIGHT THAT I HAVE VISITED THIS WEEK OR EVER FOR THAT AFCT AND YOUR WIFE IS A FAT WHORE
I love you :)
"YOUR SITE IS THE WORST SIGHT" - does that mean it hurts your eyes to look at it?
"AND YOUR WIFE IS A FAT WHORE" - so you like fat whores, huh?
FUCK OFF FUCK FACE YOU HAVE NO BRAIN
I do too have a brain - I got one for Christmas a few years back - I keep it here in a jar next to the naked picture I have of your mother :)
GET FUCKING LOST I AAM SICK OF TAKING WITH YOU FUCK FACE
"I AAM" - do you have a stuttering problem by any chance? Plus we haven't even spoken yet - tell you what, send me your phone number & then we can talk (I promise I won't tell anyone what it is)
YEAH RIGHT FUCK FACE HERE IT IS 207-589-XXXX CALL ME WE WILL TALK
I tried to call, but your line has been disconnected - looks like your slack jawed wife forgot to take back the empty beer cans to get money for the phone bill :)
THAT IS RIGHT FUCK FACE TRY THIS # THIS MIGHT WORK (207)229-XXXX
I'm not going to call right now, because I have this feeling that you are in a rather rancid mood. But I will call later tonight if that's ok with you & your 30 pound cock?
WHAT ARE YOU SCARED FUCK FACE
Of course I'm scared of a man with a 30 pound cock - I think that's common sense.
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND I WILL CALL YOU FUCK FACE
Don't you already have my number? I mean, how do you contact my fat whore wife if you don't have my number?
I JUST RING THE COW BELL AND SHE COMES A RUNNING
And would that be the cow bell around your neck?
Listen Glenn, I'm enjoying the shit out of these little chats, but I do have a life outside of the computer. So, incase you reply & I don't get back to you right away, don't get your panties in an uproar - I'll be sure to reply to you as soon as I turn the computer on :)
You do wear panties, right?
WHAT EVER FUCK FACE MOTHER FUCKER
Glenn - look at your keyboard (it's that rectangle shaped thing with all the buttons on it between you & the monitor {the monitor is that thing you are looking at that looks like one of those fancy television sets all the rich folk have these days}) Now, look over on the left hand side (if you're right handed, then look to the side that you DO NOT write with) On the keyboard (see above) there's a button that says "Caps Lock" - press it once for me.
Now, when you are typing things like "WHAT EVER FUCK FACE MOTHER FUCKER" you should try & do this:
For the 1st word of a new sentence, press the "Shift" key (it's under the "Caps Lock" key we discussed above) & the 1st letter of the word (in this case, "W") Then let go of the shift key & finish spelling the word (in this case "hat") So then you'd have:
What
Now wasn't that easy? Practice a little bit & in no time you'll be typing things like:
What ever fuck face mother fucker.
without even thinking about that mean old Caps Lock button :)
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME USING THE CAP LOCKS ALL THE TIME I AM COMPUTER LITERATE MORE THEN YOU WILL EVER BE MOST LIKELY
Prove it, fuck face :)

(I started things back up on October 4th 2000)

Hey There, slapnuts! :)
LISTEN HERE FUCK FACE I HAVE NOT GOT TIME FOR YOU ANYMORE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
But Glenn, I miss you - how's the wife & my kids?
IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE ME ALONE I WILL REPORT YOU FOR HARRASMENT AND YOU WILL BE IN BIG TROUBLE SO GET FUCKING LOST IT WAS FUN AT FIRST BUT I AM TIRED OF IT NOW GET LOST
But Glenn, don't you remember? You started all of this:
GLENN SMITH wrote:
> YOUR WEB SITE SUCKS MAN PUT SOME MORE FFREE TITS AND ASS ON IT YOU FUCKING SUCK
All I'm doing is replying to the nasty emails that you sent me :)